Love for meat vs love for man! Someone threw the weirdest question to Shirish Kunder

So, Shirish Kunder is the new agony uncle in town! We thoroughly enjoy the columns he writes for a leading publication. This week, however, it cracked us up!

Out of the many people who have the wackiest problems under the earth, one was a man stuck in a love triangle. You can probably solve a triangle between three human beings; but there’s no way you could win over FOOD!

The extremely straightforward man wrote,

I’m a pure vegetarian. I married a girl who is also a pure vegetarian by caste, but she had confessed that she loves mutton and eats out. Since she was very beautiful, I agreed to marry her on the condition that she will never have mutton again anywhere. But recently, I came to know that she has still been eating mutton secretly outside. Now she says she loves mutton and can’t live without it. I’m willing to forgive her one more time and have given her an ultimatum, “It’s the mutton or me. Make a choice”. But now I’m scared. What if she chooses mutton? It’ll be very embarrassing. Who do you think will she choose?

Our mouths were wide open when we finished reading this. Then came Shirish’s answer.

Congratulations, you just set a new record. This is the first love triangle where a girl has to choose between a man and a goat. As for who she will choose — one can live without love but not without food. Take a guess

It would be so overconfident of a man to even a think he would be chosen over something as delicious as mutton! *rolls her eyes* (Also Read: Shirish Kunder has the fittest reply for someone who questioned his kids’ religion)

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Ranjini Maitra

Journalist. Writer. Reader. Enthu cutlet. Mood-swing machine. Day dreamer. Sandwiched between ‘live life fully’ and ‘lose some weight’. Mantra of life: Love and love more.