When Karni Sena slapped Bhansali
Really? Who are they? Even Maharawal is wondering the same.
When the ‘Padmavati’ rangoli was destroyed!
It took the artist freakin 48 hours to make, you morons. How exasperated the king and queen are, looking at an army of brainless people destroying somebody's beautiful ode to them.
When they broke the mirrors inside the palace!
We really think that culture is one protein shake. For how does a person get the courage to vandalise a monument, citing that there were modifications done to destroy their culture? That seems to have been on Karni Sena's mind when they broke the mirrors in Rani Padmini palace, saying that it had been put their some fifty years back, to distort 'history'. Seriously, we don't think anyone is obsessed with history as you are. Not even Khilji, who must be quite happy seeing 'Indians' as you, probably with a flower in his one hand and popcorn in another.
When they placed bounty on Bhansali and Deepika’s heads
Just 5 crores and 10 crores? On the heads of the one who is playing your prestigious queen? Surely her value is much more than that. See the queen pacing around in suppressed anger. "Itni badi rani ki keemat, tum kya jaano Karni Sena"
Meanwhile, Maharawal
He is probably wishing for a bounty on his head too. You forgot your king, Karni Sena, in the quest to honour the queen? Not fair.
When the movie’s release date was deferred
So much for tolerance. Makers had to postpone the release date of 'Padmavati'. Even Khilji is sad now without his usual evil laughter in this battle of for or against 'Padmavati'.
And all that for a rumour
Honestly guys, at least protest when you have base and facts in hand. Just a rumour of an alleged scene and you wasted your energy in all this? Look how Khilji is having a good laugh over it all.
And when the movie will finally be released
For the queen will emerge victorious, on our screens, as we will witness her saga unfolding in full glory.
The protests and allegations against ‘Padmavati’ do not seem to die soon, and no matter how nonsensical the claims of protectors of culture get, seldom do we spot the cast of the movie, comprising of Deepika Padukone (Padmavati), Ranveer Singh (Alauddin Khilji) and Shahid Kapoor (Maharawal Ratan Singh), reacting on the same. (Also Read: Padmavati: Shabana Azmi, Jaya Bachchan, Katrina championing for Deepika’s safety?)
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Hence, we let our imagination run high, and thought, “How would the queen Padmavati, Maharawal Ratan Singh, and Alauddin Khilji react on the allegations and rumours that are coming from the offended people?”. We combined the same with some snippets from the trailer of this magnum opus by Bhansali, and lo and behold, we think have something for you to see. Take a look. After all, we all need a laugh amidst this tension.
Picture credits: YouTube and Giphy
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